We know….rules suck.  We're not trying to be wet-blankets here but there are a few rules and guidelines to keep in mind.
 

• Pace, don’t race.  While we certainly intend on trying cocktails at each of the bars, keep in mind that this is an ALL DAY event.  This is more like a marathon than a sprint.  Pace yourself…re-hydrate frequently with WATER…and EAT.  You don’t want to be the guy (or gal) getting sick & stinking up the bus.  Nobody likes that guy (or gal).
• We've told the bartenders at all the joints that Tiki People are the best people around. Don't embarrass us by being stingy on the tip. In most cases they’re bringing in extra staff to make sure we’re well taken care of.  Take care of them too.
• There is NO SMOKING on the bus or in any of the restaurants.  The day is planned so that we’re never on the bus for more than a half-hour.  You can make it that long!  I’ll have a lighter at the ready as you step off the bus.
• Cocktails cannot be taken into a bar, nor brought out of a bar.  Whatever you’re drinking on the bus needs to stay on the bus, whatever you’re drinking in bar needs to be finished (or left) in the bar.
•  Please, Please, PLEASE make a reservation and stay at the motel after the Tour.  We love you Tiki-Freaks, and want to see you on the bus next year.  Driving after a day like this can lead to Jail or worse.  Don’t risk it.  Stay with us and party the night away at the hotel. Don’t make us take those keys away from you!
• Be considerate of the other riders and keep track of time.  You don’t want to be the one holding up a bus of 100 Tikiphiles eager to Get On The Road, do you?  If you want to order food at any of the stops, feel free, but make sure there is enough time to have it served.  If we’re scheduled to leave a stop at 2:00, don’t order Chicken Ambrosia at 1:55.  We’ve got a lot to fit in, and need to keep as close to the schedule as possible.
• Jackassery will be tolerated, assholery will not.  Hey, it’s a day of sampling tropical drinks.  We know how rum can get all up on ya.  We’ve been there (I think there are pictures to prove it).  And while there’s nothing wrong with some drunken antics, there’s that line that shouldn’t be crossed.  Feel free to teeter on it, but don’t cross it, ok?
• Please respect the Tiki stops.  No climbing the rigging, bathing in the fountains and absolutely no "field collecting".
• Have fun dammit!!

 A rule breaker will be beaten with Hawaiian War Clubs and then cocktails will be served to the survivors out of his/her skull.

Too Harsh?  Ok, depending on the circumstances, most likely you’ll just be reminded of the rules and told to cut the crap.  If the situation warrants it however, the organizers reserve the right to call you cab
& have you sent back to the hotel.  No money will be refunded.